¡Algebraico!

Dalek Ipsum.

EXTERMINATE! Raxacoricofallapatorius Bad Wolf EXTERMINATE! Rose Tyler Geronimo The Master Delete. Delete. Delete. EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! Fantastic! The Shadow Proclamation The angels have the phone box Rose Tyler EXTERMINATE! Emperor of the Daleks Donna Noble EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! Hello, Captain Jack Harkness.  wibbly wobbly timey wimey Allons-y, Alonso! Donna Noble has left the library. Donna Noble has been saved. I really hate stairs. EXTERMINATE ALL STAIRCASES! Hello Sweetie. Hello sweetie! Rude and not ginger Are you my mummy? Hey, who turned out the lights? Bad Wolf  EXTERMINATE! ninehundred  the oncoming storm Demon's Run Rory the Roman EXTERMINATE! Bring the Humans to me It's bigger on the inside! Emperor of the Daleks Bad Wolf  Bow ties are cool. RUN! Bow ties are cool. EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! Puny Human! Skaro I really hate stairs. EXTERMINATE ALL STAIRCASES! The socks with holes, dummy! the girl who waited Would you like a jelly baby? the girl who waited The Doctor You are better at dying I wear a fez now, fezzes are cool Hey, who turned out the lights? EXTERMINATE! Demon's Run puny human Bring the Humans to me Emperor of the Daleks EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! Time Lord Delete. Delete. Delete. River Song EXTERMINATE! Hello, Captain Jack Harkness.  Skaro Cybermen Tick tock goes the clock... EXTERMINATE! Bananas are good EXTERMINATE! Bow ties are cool. We are Dalek Allons-y Cult of Skaro Galifreyan Amy Pond Bad Wolf The Master Bring the Humans to me Dalekanium Bow ties are cool Reverse the polarity of the positron flow Rory the Roman You will be exterminated! Spoilers! Tick tock goes the clock... Bow ties are cool Delete. Delete. Delete. Fantastic! Skaro wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey Skaro Puny Human! K-9 Reverse the polarity of the positron flow Amy Pond EXTERMINATE! Donna Noble you are not alone in the universe Captain Jack Harkness Hello sweetie Hello Sweetie. Galifreyan Raxacoricofallapatorius EXTERMINATE! Spoilers! The Master Are you my mummy? Fantastic! EXTERMINATE! IT is the Doctor! Enemy of the Daleks! EXTERMINATE! K-9 River Song YOU WILL OBEY! I really hate stairs. EXTERMINATE ALL STAIRCASES! I am a Dalek Donna Noble has left the library. Donna Noble has been saved. The socks with holes, dummy! MY VISION IS IMPAIRED! The Silence is Coming! wibbly wobbly timey wimey RUN! Time War The Master EXTERMINATE! Raxacoricofallapatorius Allons-y EXTERMINATE! Galifrey I hereby invoke The Shadow Proclamation! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! Cybermen RUN! Tick tock goes the clock... Galifrey Geronimo! Emperor of the Daleks you are not alone in the universe Raxacoricofallapatorius DON'T BLINK! Allons-y, Alonso! EXTERMINATE! Hello Sweetie.

Describe tu vida sexual.

Lengüetazo.

Cola Férrea.

Salpicadura.

Big Culo Day 2013

¿Qué mejor que celebrar el big culo day que con el culazo de la mama de Dexter?

Quiero mear fosforito.

Que digo yo que si venden gominolas y chuches de esas que te ponen la lengua de color azul brillante, también la ciencia alimentaria habrá inventado algo que haga que cuando orines te salga el pis de color verde menta o amarillo fosforito. ¡Vamos digo yo!

¿Alguien sabe cómo conseguir que te salgan los meaos fosforescentes?

Es pa un experimento con ratones o algo así. No es que tenga nada que ver con el traje de gorila verde de ayer ni nada.